Down to the Line – Linense v Cadiz II

Linense v Cádiz II Estadio Municipal de La Linea de la Concepcion / Segunda Division B - Grupo 4 / 1st December 2019 In my adopted hometown of Marbella, 'La Línea' is basically a byword for 'shithole' amongst the locals. I think it would be hard to argue a case for La Línea de la... Continue Reading →

A Whole New World – CD Estepona v Juventud de Torremolinos

CD Estepona v Juventud de Torremolinos El Estadio Francisco Muñoz Pérez / Tercera División - División de Honor Andaluza Grupo 2 / 22nd September 2019 Where would you rather go? El Estadio Francisco Muñoz Pérez to watch semi-pro Spanish football or Disneyland Paris? Actually, I shouldn't bother asking that, as I know plenty of groundhoppers... Continue Reading →

Call me Almería – 24 hours in Almería

Here's my first bit of advice to anyone visiting Almería: if you want a quiet day and not be noticed, do not wear a Feyenoord Rotterdam shirt out in the street. As I learned very quickly, you'll get approached repeatedly by middle-aged, Dutch women holidaying in the city and they will hassle you and on occasions... Continue Reading →

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