Down to the Line – Linense v Cadiz II

Linense v Cádiz II Estadio Municipal de La Linea de la Concepcion / Segunda Division B - Grupo 4 / 1st December 2019 In my adopted hometown of Marbella, 'La Línea' is basically a byword for 'shithole' amongst the locals. I think it would be hard to argue a case for La Línea de la... Continue Reading →

Roar – Málaga v Elche

Málaga v Elche La Rosaleda / Segunda División / 24th November 2019 A lot has happened in my football life since I finally witnessed Málaga win a home game a few weeks ago. Much of that triumph has come from my homeland. Firstly, Swansea City overcame the enemy up the road by beating Cardiff 1-0... Continue Reading →

Call me Almería – 24 hours in Almería

Here's my first bit of advice to anyone visiting Almería: if you want a quiet day and not be noticed, do not wear a Feyenoord Rotterdam shirt out in the street. As I learned very quickly, you'll get approached repeatedly by middle-aged, Dutch women holidaying in the city and they will hassle you and on occasions... Continue Reading →

Introducing Los Boyos

“It’s a really cool city this, but I’m not sure I could ever live here – or anywhere out in this part of the world actually.’ As me and my pal Gibbo zig-zagged through the narrow, labyrinthine streets and alleys of Seville, this was the statement that the day’s bucket load of cheap Cruzcampo made... Continue Reading →

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